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Monologues, musicals (not showtunes) and daydreaming.

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Monologues, musicals (not showtunes) and daydreaming.

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Linalyn Ramos

Caroline Frederick

Tawana Winfield

Shave. Neck. Back. Shoulders. Chest. Armpits. Belly. Balls. Ass. Asshole. But not arms cause das som gey shit

Sharon Jane Waters Moore

Carmen Spasevski

Erf Shiela Brito

Sarah Guerra

Flexing to the mirror and thinking i'm ripped... when honestly i'm just skinny

Mark Grisham

Also me;

Lisa Hicks

Well, can't say for showers as I always put it together with going into the tub, but ... - reads book till tub is full and then continues till water gets cold. - empties tub and refills with warm water, then just lean back and enjoy the relaxing warmth till water is about lukewarm. - proceed to masturbate - Empties tub and refills with warm water again, either chill in warmth again or continue reading a book or browse . - Eventually start showering and washing and shaving. Takes me about 3-5 hours.

Anila Qureshii

I think shower occupancy capacity is a factor.

Cynthia Martinez

Beck Connor

Come up with the best argument only that its too late

Sharon Lotayo

thinking about the lady in front of me in the bus yesterday thinking about our future children and how we could have been so happy together and realizing we will probably not see each other again and cries in the shower

Brittany Quillen

For up to 1hr I sit in the tub with the shower running after a sip of Tennessee Honey and 4 ibuprofen to get rid of a migraine.

Sophie Cigleris

Masturbate. Poop. Cry. Overthink your life. Back water massage. Draw on steamy glass.

Debbra Burns

Think of a witty comeback for the argument I will lose in the comments

Eisha Arora Gosain

are we supposed to stay 45 minutes ?

Sharath Sukumar

I do political speeches while pretending to be the new Kaiser of Germany. :):)

LeeAnn Shane Clutter

Personally I pretend im a uni professor and lecture my shampoo bottles on climate change... although im crazy so

Sunmi Kapai

Honestly it's warm, relaxing and comforting and apparently a time machine because half an hour goes by so fast

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